Comatose-Blogs

Bored

2006-03-17T22:01:00.000+08:00

Hello hello! My first time blogging for Comatose-Blogs. Not that I've anything to write, but I'm just wasting time, doing something I shouldn't be doing. Haha.

So one writer just went in Tekong, and the other is going to Nee Soon Camp for Medic Training. Ah, NS life. HAHAHA

Integration in process. Please wait.

2006-01-09T10:08:00.000+08:00

Hello. Currently takling my time doing an integration process from blogger to Wordpress for Comatose, so not putting up posts for the moment.

Unity in Diversity - 4/5 2003

2005-12-27T23:46:00.000+08:00

I never thought I'll put a post a website here which I write in. Maybe not too frequent enough. Set up by Rais, moderated uberly infrequently by Black. I think I'll do a better job to grab a skin somewhere, adn shove it in, instead of the boring Times New Roman fonts.

If this class blog is to continue to function, it needs a whole new cabinet (so to speak), reshuffling, sacking of Black as the maintainer, and a duty roster so everyone who participates here will blog, instead of sitting and watching. Army's not an excuse, mind you. Everyone gets a chance to log out every weekend. Plenty of stories to tell. Ghost stories, jokes, whatever.

Don't enjoy.

clapbangkiss

2005-11-28T09:56:00.000+08:00

I'm sure many heard of Dawn Yang. Or Dawn Yeo as she used be be known as before her ahem...makeover. Personally, I'm not the kind who detest makeovers. Even extreme ones. Whatever makes the person happy, I'm fine. As long as she's a goddess, I don't care. Look at it this way, I spent a bomb on my surgery, why not make me look fabulous instead of just another plain Jane? I might as well spend a little bit more to look like Vivian Hsu, right? Then all Japanese men will swoon over me. Heck. Even women will drop dead when I sashay past them.

Goddess no one else shall be.

So here we have, our feature blog of the day.

Guest Bloggers!

2005-11-26T22:27:00.000+08:00

It's one of those days when I feel like I'm having the male version of the period. So I'm rather not inclined to put anything lest I got caught for any lewd, inappropriate comments.

Guest bloggers are welcomed! Please write a direct email to comatose.blogs@gmail.com with your post, your blog and other stuff you think might be of help.

Black Jetta: Diary of the Drama Queens

2005-11-21T22:38:00.000+08:00

Black Jettas is written by Yue Chin, Yekan and Bert. Yes. Bert, the banana boy who stars in Sesame Street. I think it's some kind of joke. Bert rarely posts. Then again, he posted another one again.

It went dead for sometime, and all this while, I really missed this blog! Browsed through it for some time since the last few weeks, but absolutely no soul around. One fine day, (that is today cos it's raining all day and I don't have to go school tmr) I popped by via my very-very-very-incredibly long bookmarks, and voila! it's YC's back.

I thought it won't make a difference whether anyone updates when I came by this site initially, cos the posts really don't make much sense. Then I went back again and again daily when there was a time when I was at jennifer almost every hour. Nothing to read lah. Have to read something. Blackjettas provided some entertainment. After a while, it became part of a BlogStop diet.

The sidebar has some interesting stuffes. You really should check it out when you're free.

2005-11-21T17:03:00.000+08:00

Finally this graveyard is acting like one. No visitiors except for its keepers. Not many ppl actually visit graves these days. Especially the younger generation. The graveyard thing seems to be an old generation thing i guess. Personally, it's calming to go to a graveyard. It's mostly quiet apart from the heavy military vehicle movement and live firing and the air drones flying about from that tengah air base looking at us plan a terrorist attack(haha like real). Yeah, a peaceful place for the dead save the weekends. More ppl come then.
I wonder how a graveyard looks like at night? Never been to one at night. How dark will it be? Scary or not ah? This grave here obviously isn't. Maybe i should put some ghost pictures in the blog. Keep the place "alive".

VISA

2005-10-14T23:26:00.000+08:00

I was obsessed with the VISA advertisement last week.

VISA. You know you could.

"My brother is going on a journey and I want to bring him good fortune."
"But there's only enough for ONE bird."

"Err. Ok."

Check out Rais's contribution to the whole Indian-Gere affair.

weniee's Xanga Site

2005-10-01T21:22:00.000+08:00

Here's Weniee. Somehow, she got listed as one of Malaysia's B.O.M.B.S. [Babes of Malaysia Blogs]. Personally, I don't find her good-looking. But that's my opinion.

Weniee is funny. Way beyond words she's funny. Like when she described her made-pretend-boyfriend Lawrence, the details were quite vivid . Somehow or rather, she doesn't like her new found fame, which Weniee found out when her photobucket's bandwidth exceeded way beyond her imagination after Kenny Sia linked her. Then hor, she stopped updating her Xanga site. Ended up Weniee choosed to update in Cantonese in her joint-blog with Tiuniasing. Please arh. Cantonese is NOT written in English alphabets natively. You'll need advance Cantonese skills to interpret the letters to funny jokes. ~~Ask me.~~ Don't ask me to translate. I'll charge $5 a paragraph.

Look!Its a bird!no!its a plane!No!Itsa cow flying home!

2005-09-26T16:03:00.000+08:00

You can't get a blog that has a worse visual effect than this.

Claresta Lim (she doesn't seem to have an online-name) has very interesting posts --- if she ever post the rare ones at all. Since last year when the blogging fever started in 108, she has changed countless number of blog sites. One of which includes:

http://www.cowsgohome.blogspot.com

Don't bother with the link above, cos it's defunct already. Enough said. Anyone who sees this post should click on the thumbnail I put here. Its the image I see as of 26th September 2005.

I highlighted the posts for easier spoting, incase the above letterings you still cannot see.

You won't be looking at much anyway.

Her posts used to be about her daily life --- who she went out with to play, her old gangmates, blahblahblah. Then Clare changed her blog to focus on magnifying some of the more minor things in life we miss for granted. After the blogging fever wore off for her, she seemed to have decided to abandon the whole idea of blogging completely.

Alas. A talented write gone down the drain by her lack of perserverence.

One small consolence is, she still puts some posts on Kodomut's blog --- which by then will be a huge reason for celebration for that week.

Small note: A W F U L layout. The blog skin designer should be hanged for not checking his work.

another one and i win...haha...so confident

2005-09-25T22:37:00.000+08:00

http://joe-joe.blogspot.com/
The blog of Mr Seah Boon Kiang,
His blog has been selected to join the ranks of comatose blogs as it met the criteria of being diagnosed as a comatose blog(the word dead is not used as we all hope it would wake up and show new posts). The last post as to date was on the 12th of June 2005. Approximately 3 months of no updates.
The tagboard is still functional as to date. Apparently it's had a number of people coming to it encouraging and talking to it but no sign of recovery is being seen in the blog.
End of blog report on joe-joe.blogspot.com

ANOTHER DEAD BLOG

2005-09-25T21:21:00.000+08:00

http://defyinggravity.blogdrive.com/
my dear Ex-CT rep. you know, 3 out of the 4 are my ex-something. no ex-GF ah. wasted. haha. this blog used to have infrequent posts and actually had it's domain changed. super christian man. i don't think zhen xun will like this.
Mark Cheng, the president of the OGL commitee for the YJC orientation 2 of year 2005. i don't think he'll see this but I GOT MY CIP HOURS FOR ATTENDING THAT SATURDAY TO HELP YOU J1 OGLs.

my sister's blog...wow...i never knew

2005-09-25T21:00:00.000+08:00

WOO my sister changed her blog layout and left it alone for so long and i never knew. http://something-hidden.blogspot.com/
read it if u want. i don't know wat to say aboutit since i dun read it. yo FAIZ read it ah.

another one

2005-09-25T20:44:00.000+08:00

okay my posts seem unfair because the blogs are dead for a long time. but they still dead.

next up, Our Ex-Vice President's blog. Mr Benjamin Fong. his blog's address won't be revealed because even i wasn't supposed to find it. he didn't tell people. but a pic wouldn't be too bad right.
oh my god, i just went there and there's a new post!! A NEW POST!! the post before was on march. IT'S ALIVE! a miracle recovery! and he knows i read his blog. haha! is this counted as dead? my pics look so unprofessional.
this blogs mostly talks about happenings in school and there never was a hey day for his blog. i love this guy. PW does wonders.

For the record, i'm not gay - The Jedi

man...

2005-09-25T20:27:00.000+08:00

i have been challenged to see who has more dead blogs. damn fish.

okay my first entry for the challenge. Our dear Ex-President Mr Amrit Singh. http://bluntblade.blogspot.com/
Wat a great guy he is. a great guy with no time. he was supposed to keep it running as he said in one of the posts but look wat happened. hai. and that baby seal is soo cute. or maybe so pathetic it makes you sad. i like it. his last post was like when, last year. i doubt it'll be revived but hey, you'll never know. i need to get a pic posted here. and how does fish always have so much too write about.

Light-Black Frame

2005-09-24T22:29:00.000+08:00

In her heydays when she used to blog almost every other week, Ivy Lee had sad posts. All he posts are sad, which is why I try to avoid her blog when I go on my weekly rampages. She talks about lost love, lost this, lost that. Missing this, missing that. So one can summarise just about her personality that she's a sad girl who's probably lost in space and free from any forms of gravitation.

But Ivy's not like that in person. What you see is a sulky bitch from the outside, but when anyone familiar talks to her, she'll be like a exploding sunflower. Very fun.

Ivy's posts makes you wish you'd want to be happy forever. And all sad and sulky people should be banished on the other side of the planet --- a state called Texas particularly --- locked up with Bush so hopefully he'll do something right when he feels Ivy does everything wrong. Despite the critic's review ... ahem ... your's truely feels her art is fantastic. She takes art, left Yishun JC for Nanyang JC cos the arts scene there is much brighter.

screaming . infedelities

2005-09-24T22:19:00.000+08:00

Here's on hell'ofa blog that shouldn't exist in the first place. The layout is so atrocious, fonts so small a magnifyer won't be good enough. Plus. He didn't link me.

*grins*

Welcome to Shaun Kok's blog. ACJC runner, I think. Ex-Primary school mate. Fellow flag-hoister in our primary school days.

At the time of photoshooting, the last post was on 17th September 2005, which probably doesn't qualify much as a dead blog. But hey, he didn't link me! ~~So much for petty revenge.~~

2005-09-21T11:28:00.000+08:00

After this few days, we're gonna see whole lot of blogs which are going dead dead D E A D. You see, these youngsters arn't paid to blog, unlike some really significant bloggers who actually get a fking salary cos they wrote a few inspiring words and make themselves look pretty so t-shirt sponsers will pay them commision for flashing a few pictures of themselves in their shirts.

Man..we're have a field time take our pick which blogs to feature. Heck, I'll even challenge hasyir how many blogs he can feature a week(a day's too much --- can't deduce if the author abandoned his blog or not). The loser blanjahs something.

Not condoms, thanks.

Maybe we'll even have Gan Huai Shi here. (Go ask your chinese-speaking friends. Gan's name actually sounds like Do-Wrong-Things. That's a literal translation word-for-fking-word.) Serve that swine-looking punk for daming religion sensitive issues.

due to the prelims disaster,

2005-09-19T12:22:00.000+08:00

there will be an excess of dead ppl after the 23/9 or the end of this week.

Repent now or forever be you in the depths of hell - isn't this the same for all?

2005-09-18T00:14:00.000+08:00

Hello. I'm working on a new blog layout. Should be out by the end of next week --- prelims are such a disaster. Wish us luck!

2005-09-11T09:45:00.000+08:00

Hello hello. I'll be on a hiatus at Comatose for the next 2 weeks. Unless I've got spanking awesome good amterial.

okay long time since i put up a post here

2005-09-06T15:28:00.000+08:00

originally i had wanted to feature this blog : blackkittens.blogspot.com
never had the time to do so. anyway, this is our dear betty's blog. very very infrequent posts these days. true to the comatose blogs criteria.
there was even a period of dormancy for about 6 months. the tag board disappeared, the background pic also disappeared. i thought that blog was really dead. then one fine day i checked and saw a new post. a miracle recovery of a comatose patient. i mean blog.

2005-08-28T10:50:00.000+08:00

Thanks Farhana!

Here's Ilda

ilda's blog

And I noticed this:

See the odd lettering?

Somehow, isit just me, or she doesn't want to know the month of her posts? May I suggest a change?

2005-08-28T10:49:00.000+08:00

Baring in mind if you had seen this banner:

it's not permanent.

so long...it's been sooo long...

2005-08-25T22:12:00.000+08:00

my internet connection is crapping up...can't do much online. crap.

2005-08-20T21:51:00.000+08:00

If you can rise anyone from the grave in Singapore, who will it be? Ong Teng Cheong so that S R Nathan will have another contest on the presidency?

2005-08-16T20:33:00.000+08:00

Rather busy to visit the graveyard of late. But first up on the list, which I had been waiting for ages to log:

Kodomut@blogspot

Enjoy the past glory of this site which used to be superb in its hey-days when there was at least 2 posts per day per blogger. As mentioned: proudly presented by Clare, C4, the KzK, Cloud and Kodomut.

Seriously...

2005-08-15T20:03:00.000+08:00

well this was actually meant to be a joke but since it's up, let's try to keep it running. this blog is here today to record names of comatose blogs and maybe, if we're lucky enough, the miraculous recovery of these same blogs.

NOTE: Any blog address or website featured here as to be in a coma is in no way intended to shame or degrade any blogs or websites. It is all in the name of fun.

i'm wondering myself whether this blog will end up in its own list. talk about irony.

She Bangs

2005-08-14T14:59:00.000+08:00

From the way people mimic William Hung and monkey calls, it's proven. They're gone

2005-08-14T11:26:00.000+08:00

okay...i didn't even start this blog. but hey, comatose blogs!